Can't Rob America If America's Broke! Merry Christmas, Everyone! (Second Five "Family Guy" Christmas Episodes)

Deck the halls with chaos, cutaways, and cranberry sauce! This week, Thom and Anthony dive deep into five more uproarious "Family Guy" Christmas episodes, from Dickensian parodies to Meg’s mall-Santa trauma, and Lois’s Grinch-worthy meltdowns. With Julia taking a festive hiatus, the guys hold down the fort with unfiltered banter, personal holiday horror stories, and their signature spicy takes.

Inside this episode:

🎁 "Don’t Be a Dickens at Christmas" (S16E9): Peter’s Scrooge moment, Patrick Swayze’s ghostly pottery lessons, and why Dog Farts haunt the afterlife.

🎁 "Christmas is Coming" (S18E9): Meg’s very awkward Santa encounter (Anthony’s 7/10 vs. Thom’s 4/10—yikes!).

🎁 "The First No L" (S19E9): Lois rage-quits Christmas, the Griffins craft a tear-jerking gift, and a Muslim neighbor takes the blame.

🎁 "Christmas Crime" (S20E10): Brian cancels Christmas (and crashes a nativity), Mayor West’s villain era, and the dark truth about "Asking Panda."

🎁 "Return of the King of Queens" (S22E9): Kevin James crashes Quahog! A sitcom star fights irrelevance (and network TV’s demise) in the least Christmassy ep yet.

Plus:
🍸 Thom’s church bee-pocalypse vs. Anthony’s Disney meetup with Julia Gulia!
🎤 Their "Family Guy" musical hot takes (RIP, Carrie Fisher’s Angela!).
📺 A HUGE MILESTONE: After 8 years, they’ve covered every "Family Guy" Christmas episode!

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So settle back and enjoy! Next week, we'll be covering the "Frasier" revival’s Christmas finale!